I've doing nothing productive lately, because I'm still busy doing nothing. I'm having a hard time deciding what to do in my life, but this morning I was really shocked I looked at myself in the bathroom and noticed one thing... “Im so FAT” I let myself go these past few months so much. Two months ago, I weighed 100 and now I weighed 110. Lol. I need to donate more blood, do extra work. I need to burn calories rather than burn people NOT WORTH MY TIME. Then I thought about life as a highschool student, I missed those moments, back at highschool I was queen. I owned highschool badly, everyone knew me... Janitors, Staff, I mean EVERYONE. I missed the smell of third grader's sweat, the smell of newly sharpened pencils, the smell of chalkboard.... aaaaaaahhh!!! I rocked highschool. But what I miss the most are the sneaky, devious, evil things I did without even getting caught. I was really good with cheating, not proud of it but I was good. I was the best “kodigo” maker back then, here are some tips if you wanna cheat during a test:
When you make a “kodigo” pass at your own risk, we have one rule for that:
kapag nahuli ka, sayo yan, bahala ka. Pagkumanta ka bugbog ka. Tanginang bobo.
(if they caught you with it, its yours bitch)
Absent during test dates, once the teachers check and bring back the tests ask a loyal classmate to borrow his/her checked test paper. And use it when you take the special exam which is exactly the same as the checked test paper. Genius.
When you're in the testing room, Sit in front. Because the teachers check the ones who are sitting at the back rather than the front.
Always sit beside someone whose really smart, so you can have a guaranteed answer.
If the test is accounting or Algebra, bring lots of paper and liquid paper!
If you're going to make a kodigo, stick it somewhere were they can't see it. Like your I.D, calendar pens always work.
If the tests are multiple choice and the choices are a, b, c and you don't know the answer... write a small letter c, because you can always change c to a and b just write a line over it when you check it.
Try to use G-tech ballpen 0.3 not the 0.5, so you have more space to write on your palms. And don't write on your palm if you have sweaty palm issues. Bring a hankie to hide your palm.
When the teacher asks you to exchange and check the paper, don't do it. Check your own paper, then add more points to your score. The teacher will say they'll double check it, but they don't really do that. Proven. *evil laugh*
I have lots to share when it comes to cheating exams hahah! But I might really set a bad example haha, cause its getting so sinister... But please don't try them, I was really really blessed that I was never caught cheating, and my classmates were so nice and smart to let me copy and exchange papers with them. “kapit kapit, walang kakanta kapag nahuli" was our motto, we used to work together. I remember, we had our math exam and it was sooo
fucken hard. Our proctor went away to eat, and one of my classmates who knew all the answers went to the chalkboard and started writing the answers herself, luckily we all passed the exam. Lol. Eat this Ms. Gay ,,l,,
But sometimes, when you cheat a lot, no one will believe you when you aced an exam like me I hate MATH i believe that it was only invented for torture of the mind, soul and spirit, useless. I got 73/75 on my calculus test WITHOUT CHEATING and my
classmates didn't believe me. T_T huhuhu. That test was so fucken easy common sense! ^^)
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